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AquaGear Revolutionizes Retail Shopping, Trumps Delivery by Drone 

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE West Palm Beach, Florida – January 19th, 2016 – AquaGear® today unveiled its revolutionary new AquaBeam™ delivery service. By storing all items in a virtual warehouse as a dematerialized energy pattern, the company is able to skip the picking, packing, and shipping steps altogether, and deliver items instantly via tight-wave energy beam. […]

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